Burlesque is stupid
Can't we go dancing without being subjected to a crappy burlesque performance?
It doesn't matter if you go to a Goth party (pictured), a Swing dancing party, a Tango party, a Burning Man party or even a wrestling show. The dancing will stop so that some girl can get on stage & take off some, but not all, of her clothes. I don't go to strip clubs & I don't want a pseudo-stripper who isn't even naked interrupting my night. I just want to dance.
I always hear the women in the audience hooting louder than the men for these girls. Am I the only one sick of burlesque? What is the appeal of this nonsense? There is free nudity all over the internet. Burlesque is the stupidest thing ever. Do they really think it's empowering? It isn't. It's partial stripping & when audience members, usually women, put dollar bills in the girl's panties they turn the burlesque girls into actual strippers.
Sure, sometimes there is a girl that is attractive but this is rare.
The usual burlesque performers are girls who should spend more time at the gym or taking dance lessons & less time buying past(r)ies.
posted by PhantomZodak at 13:47
3 Comments:
As true in 2018 as it was in '12. Burlesque is still a stupid try-hard cringey unfunny unattractive waste of my feigned attention.
I'm proud of my skills at avoiding burlesque ambushes and fabricating excuses for declining show invites. The are quite advanced by now and extremely handy.
Found this by googling "burlesque is stupid" ... far fewer matches than I expected. Rather depressing.
Same here. I don't understand this concept at all. They even write about them in our local news when they have shows here like they're famous or sthg and we are not even small town (1million +)
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