Burlesque is stupid

Can't we go dancing without being subjected to a crappy burlesque performance?

It doesn't matter if you go to a Goth party (pictured), a Swing dancing party, a Tango party, a Burning Man party or even a wrestling show. The dancing will stop so that some girl can get on stage & take off some, but not all, of her clothes. I don't go to strip clubs & I don't want a pseudo-stripper who isn't even naked interrupting my night. I just want to dance.

I always hear the women in the audience hooting louder than the men for these girls. Am I the only one sick of burlesque? What is the appeal of this nonsense? There is free nudity all over the internet. Burlesque is the stupidest thing ever. Do they really think it's empowering? It isn't. It's partial stripping & when audience members, usually women, put dollar bills in the girl's panties they turn the burlesque girls into actual strippers.

Sure, sometimes there is a girl that is attractive but this is rare.

The usual burlesque performers are girls who should spend more time at the gym or taking dance lessons & less time buying past(r)ies.